Hi I'm constipating

I'M ALIVE MOTHERFUCKER so here have a picture of some dude taking a shit. Also I need to piss right now.

Okay so if you helped me with the java/C shit then what do you want now that I almost have free time I don't remember whatever you might have told me beforehand

Edit: That little patch of ceiling above his head that no one noticed...it was hideous. And now I fixed it. Also lolwhut what why did they get rid of the 'THIS IS A USELESS EDIT' button And why is the quality complete shit. Fuck even freewebs does it better.