lolwhut. ...Whut."Parents won't leave you alone where it's dangerous for so long."
Seriously. Maybe not the funniest, like some older hollywood family shitmovies, but this seriously deserves an oscar or something for being one of the most retarded things a teacher had said. High school teacher. You don't have to make things all nice for us anymore you know, we smoke and drink and get high. Long-term supply teacher, Toronto, ugly old hag. Send her a fucking death wish, all of you. She's like a rat I want to kick off a cliff and absolutely pulverize on its edges. Then it'll be so glorious. That's actually her last and first name respectively, by the way.
I don't care if she sees this. Go get me fucking suspended, but internet humiliation is right for you, albeit sadly not enough. Go and fucking justify what you said when little kids are dying in their own pool of blood right fucking now, because of their fucking parents, getting beat up and raped and killed and guess what, many times it's the parent that leave the kids they don't want at the downtown alleyway to rot and die. Don't believe in that? Divorce rates are high. Tell me why kids are getting abandoned by a parent and justify your famous shitline while keeping that in mind. Life sucks, fuckdamnit, don't pretend it doesn't. Don't you fucking dare rub happiness in their faces while their ass is getting torn apart.
Holy fuck, just--I've almost never wanted to kill someone as much as I've wanted to kill you. Be lucky there's jail and consequences or you'd be fucking dead that day, in public eye, everyone cheering at your brains splattering on the blackboard.
This rant is ovedue for a few days, but the rage is still there. That's how much she pisses me off. Or anyone else who dares say something like that, also pisses me off. Seriously? Go fucking die, bitch.
Mood picked out of inability to unpick the previous one. Stupid DA.
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EDIT FOR IRRELEVANCY: I'm done. I'm fucking done the shitcomic. FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSS. Whutwhutwhut, you can read it here and laugh and then tonight you'll die, but that's irrelevant because I'm DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I'm free. Until September. But I'm free.
*coughs up blood*
SING ME HAPPY SONGS DWAGS
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ANOTHER EDIT FOR MORE IRRELEVANCY: Holy fucking shit man, anyone watching the Wonderland 2009 singing contest? It's airing live on channel 36--in Canada, but whatever. And--fuck. I'm ashamed to be Chinese, seriously
Don't think that all of us sing like that. It just so happens that all the contestants are off-tune, shitty, and basically have zero singing ability. Don't blame them, even the hit 'professional singers' are like that--all the good ones fly to American Idol. HOLY FUCK HONG KONG, GROW SOME FUCKING TALENT. I'M BEING RACIST TO MYSELF. STOP RIGGING ALL YOUR FUCKING SHITTY CONTESTS SO THAT PEOPLE WITH ACTUAL TALENT WILL ACTUALLY START AUDITIONING AND NOT FEEL EMBARRASSED TO BE CONTESTING ON YOUR SHOW. There's like two fucking people, two, who doesn't sound like complete shit--in terms of not going off tune, at the very least. Is this really a singing contest? What the fuck are they auditioning for, who fucks up the most ears? M-my mom can pwn their asses, and I'm not afraid to say that she really sucks.
Disgust
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sorry for my bad english ^^
Also now I'm horny.
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BAKURA PORNOGRAPHY OH GOD NO.
By the way you could've used the time reading this to save three children that just died of starvation. Just so you know.
k bey now is fun taking to u <3333
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sorry for my bad english ^^
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BAKURA PORNOGRAPHY OH GOD NO.
By the way you could've used the time reading this to save three children that just died of starvation. Just so you know.
I KNOW, HAHAHA
B-BUT WHY D: HOW CAN YOU EVER LIVE WITHOUT ONE not that I ever touch my shitty xbox anymore BUT HOW.
Oh I just remembered I am flying to Canada in that time in August, during those twelve days
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Just like Kaiba and his microsoft simulation, isn't it
BECAUSE I'M NOT FILTHY RICH. Mom doesn't want me to play games all day since she thinks that at least with the computer I can do productive things like reading gay porn and watching hentai, blahblahblah. Also I foresee that I'll be to lazy to plug in all those wires anyway, it's so tedious
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WHERE. WHICH CITY. WHAT. WHY. WHY. DETAILS NOW.
But you don't even know which twelve days I'm talking about
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BAKURA PORNOGRAPHY OH GOD NO.
By the way you could've used the time reading this to save three children that just died of starvation. Just so you know.
Yeah, sure
HAHAHA BUT I AM. And since you're mommy's little girl, you do whatever the hell she wants. PUBERTY BITCH, DO YOU HAVE IT?
thatsthejoke.jpg
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Uh, really?
I KNOW, THAT'S WHY I'M GOING TO ROB YOU. Also, puberty came about ten years ago, from eating too much kfc
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BAKURA PORNOGRAPHY OH GOD NO.
By the way you could've used the time reading this to save three children that just died of starvation. Just so you know.
Em. No. Idunnolol
PFFSHT, I WAS GOING TO BUY SOME GAY GIFTS FOR YOU AND SPENT MONEY WILLINGLY, BUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE LIKE THAT YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY. I'm still waiting for my puberty
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I--I must've squirted too hard. It's a tragedy, I know.
Actually, I'm randomly kind of getting into Resident Evil, enough to appreciate its fanshit but not enough to make some of my own. THIS IS A CONFUSING AND BORING PERIOD OF MY LIFE, I HATE FANDOM CHANGES.
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BAKURA PORNOGRAPHY OH GOD NO.
By the way you could've used the time reading this to save three children that just died of starvation. Just so you know.
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